My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
