they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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