Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Then you guys just all showered together...?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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