I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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