Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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