Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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