Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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