So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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