You're completely useless in the revolution.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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