he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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