no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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