Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
