At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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