He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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