They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Randomize
