Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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