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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.

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• (949): View more from California

  i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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• (619): View more from California

  If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho

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• (661): View more from California

  I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.

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• (209): View more from California

  Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.

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