i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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