I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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