I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
