rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize