Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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