Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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