I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
do herpes really smell.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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