i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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