Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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