singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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