let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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