Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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