just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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