That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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