I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
