Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
are you so shy because you have an std?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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