I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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