Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
