if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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