She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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