Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Blood and glitter go together right?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
