you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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