was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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