even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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