i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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