Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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