ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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