Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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