operation harelip BJ is a go
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
