Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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