haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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