Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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