Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ikea night.
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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