I wannas sexs uuuuu
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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