Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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