it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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