Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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