I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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