Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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